Joke Article About Cheryl Matches.

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[emsylovesjoe]

This article is basically joking about who Cheryl's next boyfriend could be. They mention Joe, but it annoys me how they don't pick up on the fact that his single DID reach number one. Just because he didnt get Xmas number one, people dismiss the fact that he got his number one the week after.

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/814511-cheryl-coles-new-boyfriend-top-5-bachelors-if-she-divorces-ashley



JOE McELDERRY

Her new name: Cheryl McElderry – 2/10 – not only does it have no ring to it, it makes her sound like a 90-year-old farmer’s wife.

Pros: They’re both Geordies and they both found fame on televised talent completions. She also openly admitted that he’s really cute. In addition, she doesn’t need to worry about him playing away with any other women like Ashley cause he’s, erm, too cute.

Cons: Cheryl did say on X Factor that he was like a little brother to her. That might be just a bit weird…

Estimated Wealth: £0m – his X Factor single didn’t even make it to Number 1

Where would they live? South Shields. Where they both grew up – how sweet.

[meaghan!]

:O:O:O Thats just Ruude!!!!
i can belive evryone misses it out either! Pathetic!! he DID get number one and did do really well.
Anyway the idea of cheryl and joe is just wronge in my mind

[emsylovesjoe]

:O:O:O Thats just Ruude!!!!
i can belive evryone misses it out either! Pathetic!! he DID get number one and did do really well.
Anyway the idea of cheryl and joe is just wronge in my mind

Yeah I agree, I'd like them as best friends. Nothing more haha!

[Tacom]

GGrrrrr... I see what you mean Emma.. very annoying.. they dont even get their facts straight 

[Hubz]

Yep I agree, very annoying that they miss the fact that he did make it too number 1.  No-one has ever had a massive campaign against them before, Joe would have easily been number 1 without that. x

Joe & Cheryl are just friends, we all know there would be nothing more to it, it is just a silly joke.

[emsylovesjoe]

Joe & Cheryl are just friends, we all know there would be nothing more to it, it is just a silly joke.

Of course! I know there would be nothing more. It wouldn't be right for there to be anything more anyway. I like the Peter Andre idea though!!

[PrincessBeccaLovesJoe]

I agree, I see them as really close friends who are like brother and sister, and they see themselves like that too

[Lauren]

i gotta admit, that made me laugh
but i cant belive they said he didnt get to number one :O
stupid people:)

[LauraS]

haha! but yeah cheryl+joe as a couple is just  weird! x

[BlueAngel51]

It's just a laugh  really! I'm thinking of the TakeThat boys who've settled down - none of them picked a so called celebrity and it seems to have worked for them.

[hannahd]

I don't like how Joe has become the butt of everybody's jokes in the media.
I think it's absolutely terrible because he's obviously a brilliant singer, but all the media do is poke fun at him rather than focus on his talent. I don't know how anyone dare be so horrible to someone so sweet and lovely. It's probably the same people who were bullys at school. They would pick on the quiet, hardworking children. I think it means only one thing. They are JEALOUS.

[Hubz]

I don't like how Joe has become the butt of everybody's jokes in the media.
I think it's absolutely terrible because he's obviously a brilliant singer, but all the media do is poke fun at him rather than focus on his talent. I don't know how anyone dare be so horrible to someone so sweet and lovely. It's probably the same people who were bullys at school. They would pick on the quiet, hardworking children. I think it means only one thing. They are JEALOUS.

I agree Hannah, I have read countless articles of people winding up Joe.  If it is not Jornalists saying he won't last it is silly people saying how un rock and roll he is or something.  It does annoy me that rather then support a talented artists who is a lovely geniue guy, who is so lovely to his fans, they prefer to wind him up.  I know this is purely a joke and doesn't really bother me, but some of the articles I have read do wind me up.  I don't want to put a downer on things so I will shut up now. 

[BlueAngel51]

I don't like how Joe has become the butt of everybody's jokes in the media.
I think it's absolutely terrible because he's obviously a brilliant singer, but all the media do is poke fun at him rather than focus on his talent. I don't know how anyone dare be so horrible to someone so sweet and lovely. It's probably the same people who were bullys at school. They would pick on the quiet, hardworking children. I think it means only one thing. They are JEALOUS.

At least they are saying that he is one of the 5!

"We’ve been playing cupid and have found five very alluring bachelors so she can get over Ashley. "

[Becky]

Gah people like that annoy me!!! Joe did make it to number one! He sold thousands of records and did very well!! He is so underrated because people are just stereotyping him as a cutesy tweenybopper when they didn't even watch x factor and know absolutely nothing about Joe and how much potential he has and what a lovely genuine guy he is!! Narrow minded people!! But it doesn't even matter because we know how awesome he is

Yeh the idea of Cheryl and Joe is kinda weird lol. It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world but I think they are better just with brotherly and sisterly love

[Aliceee]

Where would they live? South Shields. Where they both grew up – how sweet.

Since when has Heaton been in south shields.

and the fact that he did get to #1.

god get your facts right!